Tuesday, May 15, 2007


Surely Lordi will win an Oscar for Best Band Ever.

Would the Academy dare not to vote for a band that has "The One in Symbiotic Armour" on lead vocals, "The Terrestrial Man-Beast" on drums, and "The Ruler of the Anubis Dynasty" on lead guitar?

Not if they don't want their livers to be torn out and their souls shredded into pulp they wouldn't.

I have no idea what Lordi sounds like, but I don't care what they sound like. I love them just on their looks alone. I don't dare do anything else.

1 comment:

Lisa said...

Oh, some hard rock with halleluia in between. English with a Finnish accent. They look cooler than they sound...