Surely Lordi will win an Oscar for Best Band Ever.
Would the Academy dare not to vote for a band that has "The One in Symbiotic Armour" on lead vocals, "The Terrestrial Man-Beast" on drums, and "The Ruler of the Anubis Dynasty" on lead guitar?
Not if they don't want their livers to be torn out and their souls shredded into pulp they wouldn't.
I have no idea what Lordi sounds like, but I don't care what they sound like. I love them just on their looks alone. I don't dare do anything else.
The Biography of a Bouncing Boy Terror
The Birthday Girl, or Tiny Doom is Thirteen
Comestible Commissaries, or The Importance of Eating Earnest
Metal More Attractive, or A Young Man's Dilemma
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1 comment:
Oh, some hard rock with halleluia in between. English with a Finnish accent. They look cooler than they sound...
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