Ayah, so, this is just brilliant.
Unicat, the maker of expedition vehicles, has re-purposed a garbage truck into a stunning modern rv. It has all the comforts of home, including a kitchen and a washing machine. Sweeter than a Winnebago--and undercover too, which the ranger in me loves!
Unicat also makes something called the Maximog--which is like a Hummer only much much cooler. The Maximog can ford up to five feet of water, can operate in extreme temps, and handle very steep grades. Yeah, so can the Hummer. But the Maximog was designed so that it could actually be used on OTHER PLANETS. It's so tough that it has been displayed in the New York Museum of Modern Art and it's still cool. That's pretty tough, people.
Now I pine for a Maximog. No one would ever cut me off on Lakeshore Drive again if I were in a Maximog. Bothwell and I would ride serenely above the fray, and if we were suddenly kidnapped by space aliens and dropped on some far distant planet, we'd be totally prepared.