Your humble servant is doing a reading on Saturday, May 19th with Marie Brennan and Erin Hoffman as part of the SF in SF series. Details at http://www.sfinsf.org/.
Surely you have nothing better to do on a Saturday night than listen to three wonderful writers reading their wonderful fiction, yes?
Plus, I will bring chocolate.
And maybe even see if I can borrow one of Udo's hat's for the occasion. Who knows, maybe he'll be a giving vein that day.