I want a doughnut.
I want a Voodoo Doughnut.
I want a bacon maple doughnut.
Alas that this doughnut is in Portland and I am not. But if there was ever a reason to visit Portland--and I know there are many other reasons, too--but if none of those reasons were quite reason enough, well, it seems to me that Voodoo Doughnuts can provide THE reason to visit Portland.
Also, Voodoo Doughnuts has a wedding chapel. If only I had known this earlier...