Need a new sack coat? I think you do--the one you've been wearing is a bit shabby around the elbows.
While you are it, I'd also consider replacing your bucket. The last time you brought in water for the necessary, you dribbled all over the front hall.
And lastly, I'm so sorry to have to point it out, but your boots are so last season. Time to consider a new style, I do believe. You'll feel so much chipper if you know you aren't so out-of-date.
Now, don't pout like that, you know I am only critical to be kind--it's all for your own good.