At first I thought: this tastes just like toothpaste backwash. But since it cost $1.60 a bottle, I didn't want to just pour it out. So, I kept drinking it, and it tasted better and better, until, in comparision, every other water tasted like air.
Now I have a horrible-for-the-environment addiction to a bottled water that tastes just toothpaste backwash.
But I am extremely well hydrated.